**Disclaimer: If you are easily offended by a lot of frickin' cursing and/or own a BMW 1-series, maybe you shouldn't read this. Just saying...
Everyone says their city has the worst drivers. But I say Houston has the worst, only because there are more luxury cars per capita here than anywhere, and for some reason, all the asshats that drive them seem to think that owning an expensive car makes them exempt from following the rules of driving. Uh, not so much.
As I drove to work the other day, some bitch in a BMW 135i decides that a good time to pass the person in front of her is while in the on-ramp from Shepherd to Memorial. The ramp turns into its own lane (for those unfamiliar), so it's not like she had a limited amount of pavement in which to merge into my lane. Oh no, she had miles, but being the super important bitchass that she is, she needed to get around this guy RIGHTNOW, cars in the next lane (me) be damned!
If I were still driving my old car, I would totally just have let this douchebag hit me. But as I love Sofie (yes, I named my car), I refrained from following my natural inclinations. Seriously though. You drive a 1-series! That's not even a good car! You could have gotten a much better vehicle, dare I say a cooler vehicle, for the same amount of money. But no, you are an insufferable asshat and you wanted to be able to tell your friends, "Yeah, I just bought myself a brand new BMW." But guess what?! Jokes on you! A BMW 1-series costs the same as my car! Your entitlement is void! VOID! You, lady? You are a douchebag.
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